Russia vs Ukraine

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More than 20 years ago, Ukraine divorced her ex-husband (Russia), and several children belonged to her.  

The ex-husband was also very accommodating to her and left her a lot of family property. After that, the ex-husband also paid off more than 200 billion debts for her.  

After getting rid of her ex-husband, Ukraine started flirting and flirting with the village bully (USA) and a group of prostitutes (Western states) until she was completely in their arms.  That's still okay, (but) she completely listened to the village tyrant, and hooked up to attack her ex-husband.  

The ex-husband was very angry and insisted on returning a child: Crimea.  

Ukraine began to hold grudges and dreams. She wanted to marry into the NATO family and squeeze her ex-husband. 

The village bully didn't want to marry her. He just wanted to use her to bully her ex-husband.  With every effort, the two children were forced to cry and look for their father. 

The village bully was always on the sidelines, just sending some expired items (ammunition) from time to time.  

Ukraine thought she had someone to support her, and was even more presumptuous towards her ex-husband.  

The ex-husband couldn't bear it anymore, and looked at the poor children, and rushed over with the guy to ask the two children to go back, so they started fighting.

Weibo netizens posted this explanation of the relationship between Russia, Ukraine, the United States, etc. with a family ethics drama. 

Russia said if Ukraine don't join NATO ,I won't attack but Western powers want Ukraine to join NATO and if they join NATO , it means USA and its allies can sent their army  tanks and station them at Ukraine which means dangerous for Russia. Of course they don't allow that la.

I understand immediately 😂😂

Some of the  comments:

1. Not exactly...is not as simple as that..you dont factor the historical factor where  Kiev is use to be the origin of modern Russia and the geographical factor of the North-European Plain

2. Hubungan Rusia dan Ukraine bukan  hubungan bekas suami isteri tp hubungan penjajah dan anak jajahan atau perogol dan mangsa rogol .dia rosakkan keseimbangan demografi Ukraine dng sumbat etnik Rusia beramai2 di Ukraine.sampai ada wilayah yg bahasa Ukraine x laku sebab terlalu ramai populasi Rusia.benda ni Rusia lakukan di semua negara jajahan bekas Soviet bahkan di negara Tan Tan.etnik Rusia ni menjadi duri dalam daging negara2 bekas Soviet dng tuntutan utk berpisah dan bersatu dng Rusia.konsep yg sama macam Komunis China sumbat etnik Han di Xinjiang hingga Uighur jadi minoriti.Jadi tidak salah Ukraine nak masuk NATO sebab nak jaga keutuhan negara Ukraine dari dipecah2kan Rusia.

Pembuli mana pernah mengaku salah tapi suka "play victim".